Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Australian Life


Hmmm....so my last blog ended with a promise to not leave it so long until my next update...oopsie my bad!!! But again it was mostly because of the routine of work, home, dinner, bed that was my life up until the end of April. Again this blog isn’t in any particular order....it’s a mish mash of stories and things!

Some quite fun things did happen tough. The first big event after New Years was Australia Day. This is celebrated on the 26th of January each year. We decided to head out and see what we could find...we didn’t have to go far. There was a big fair set up in Hyde Park and lots going on up at the Rocks too. There was a boat display in the harbour too and street performers everywhere. When we had walked for hours and taken in a lot of stuff we decided to head home...and stumbled across what I can only describe as the world’s biggest classic car display!!! We walked though it for about an hour and a half...and at this point I had reached my limit for looking at classic cars! At first I was looking at them all and then after awhile I would look as I kept walking. After the 1.5 hour point I was waiting for Joe to take a picture and a guy walked past saying “ok I think I’ve reached saturation point” which worried me slightly as I thought we were coming to the end of it!! About another hour later going at a much quicker pace we did actually reach the end of the display! There must have been thousands of cars there, and all of them were in perfect condition too!

 Chinese New Year was really cool also. There were loads of different events on, culminating in the Twilight parade on the Sunday evening. The parade didn’t start till 8 when it had started to get dark so everyone in the parade had little fairy lights all over them. It was really nice and there was people dancing and playing music and all kinds of things.  Crowds starting gathering quite early so they had different types of entertainment on like a BMX bike display and graffiti artists and break dancers...totally random things but something to look at while we waited!!

The next big event was Paddy’s Day! Luckily Paddy’s Day fell on a Saturday so I knew I wouldn’t be working. But for some odd reason Sydney always has the parade on the Sunday before or after Paddy’s Day...thought this was slightly odd but I was just glad that they did do something!! It was tradition in work to have drinks on a Friday evening for the last hour of work...this normally consisted of beer or wine but on this particular Friday they had ordered in cans of Guinness too. Geoff (the boss) was going around with the cans offering them to everyone...funnily enough very few Irish people actually accepted one...when we were asked why the response was that “Guinness is disgusting”!! No one believed us and still took a can and after about 3 sips went back to their usual tipple!! On the Saturday then myself and Joe got ourselves up to go and see what fun we could find in the city. Courtesy of a Christmas pressie of the Irish jersey and Triona’s Paddy’s Day survival post with flashing badges and earrings in it (for me, not for Joe) we  were well identifiable as Paddy’s Day revellers!!! So we left the apartment and started walking towards town. I started to get really worried as for the first 10 minutes we didn’t see an iota of green anywhere and I was starting to think we’d be celebrating on our own. But then we hit George Street...and walked into leprechaun land!!! There were people everywhere in green hats and big tall Guinness hats, Irish flags draped over everyone and everything and hundreds of people dressed as leprechauns!! And so I was happy! We stopped in one pub on George Street and had our first drink taking it all in. Then we decided to head towards Darling Harbour. The Harbour was actually pretty dead but it looked like they were building up to a night time party as all the staff in all the bars were wearing green so I think we just arrived a bit too early. So after a drink there we left and headed towards PJ O’Brien’s...and Irish bar. I have been here a few times as it is where me and the girls from work used to head for our Friday pub lunch. So we decided if we could find a party it would be there....and we weren’t wrong. However when we went to walk in the normal door the bouncer said that was the “out” door and to go down to the next door...a peek in the door told us the placed was rammed...and then we looked at the “in” door...and there was actually a queue of 100+ people waiting to get in!! I immediately refused to queue to get into a pub on Paddy’s Day so we looked around and across the road was another put...there was a good crowd in there and it looked like it was full of people who like us said “screw that” and looked for the nearest hostillery!! So we popped into that bar and had a couple of drinks there before deciding to head back towards home. As we walked towards home we bumped into a group of about 8 lads who all had the tall Guinness hats on them. I had been wanting one all day but refused to buy a Guinness just to get a hat! These lads though saw me coming in my green get up and started cheering saying “Yay Paddy’s Day”. Of course then they copped my Irish accent and got very excited that they had actually met and Irish person on Paddy’s Day (though one of them did get slightly confused and when I said I was from Dublin, though I said Canada...to which all his mates gave him a few digs!) Anyway one of them had their Guinness hat and decided he wanted to give it to the Irish person on Paddy’s Day. I told him if he put it on my head he wouldn’t get it back and he said he didn’t care...so I acquired myself a Guinness hat!! Further down the road we stopped to look at something in the window of a shop and these two Irish lads stopped to talk to us. They were heading off to another bar but wanted to get rid of the stuff they had acquired such as a sparkly green bowler hat and a green Guinness t-shirt. So they offloaded their stuff onto us and went on their merry little way!! So just as at home it was a totally random day, meeting strange people and feeling like you’ve known them forever!! We decided then to stop in the Darlo (our local) for one last drink before going home to cook dinner. So in we popped and spread some Irish cheer! They were promoting a new drink (Bulmer’s Blackcurrant...yum!!!) and were giving free samples. Of course as an Irish person on our national day it would have been rude of me to refuse a free drink so I had one. Then they had 2 glasses left over after going to the rest of the pub (it's not that busy of a watering hole!!!) so they came back over and gave them to us!! After finishing our free drinks (and the ones we paid for too!!) we decided it was time to call it quits...BUT decided we needed a drink for dinner. so we went into the bottle shop to get ourselves some Bulmer’s Blackcurrant (their promotion worked!!!) and got a couple bottles of that and also discovered what was to become my new regular drink....Dirty Granny (a very yummy cider!!) so off we headed home had a Dirty Granny and some food and that was my first Paddy’s Day away from home!!

We got up the next day and got ourselves organised to head to the parade.  The website said it was the 2nd biggest Paddy’s day parade in the world...hmmm. It said it started at 12 so we left the apartment at 12 to make the 10 minute walk to where we were going to watch it (at the end of the parade)...and arrived as the first float was coming around the corner!! So it was quite the small parade really! Mostly it was made up of local GAA teams that had been set up by the Irish who are over here with a couple of other floats for the Irish bars and Irish Dancing clubs in between, and of course the customary bag pipe bands and marching bands. My favourite I think was the Mr Tayto part where people were campaigning for him to be Taoiseach I think!! When the parade was over there was then a festival in the park so we wandered into that and my little heart skipped a beat!! Over on the other side of the park I spotted...THE TAYTO TENT!!! I grabbed Joe and darted across before the crowds grew...and got myself a delicious bag of Tayto!!! I tell ya they truly are the best crisps in the world!! So once I had a little taste of home we wandered around the park and found a stage with this music on it, dancers all over the place and a tent or two with real Irish sausages being cooked in them!!! After a couple of hours of soaking up the sun and people watching we decided to head home after a busy weekend...but not before a stop off again at the Tayto Tent for a couple bags for a rainy day and also some Club Orange!! So all in all Paddy’s Day was a success! At first I thought it was going to be a big disappointment but as always Sydney delivered...though I did have a couple of moments where a tear came to my eye because I was missing home! But I will be back next year to make up for lost time...so that’s a head up to whoever I am with next Paddy’s Day!!!

Had a lovely day out then a couple weeks after Paddy’s Day with Sarah and Steph, two girls from work. We headed down to the Rocks for a few drinks in the sun. It was our first time properly down at the Rocks...and we wondered why we had waited so long to get down there!!! It’s a gorgeous part of Sydney. It’s been well preserved and there is no high rises in it or anything, just quaint old buildings and a big street market at the weekend. Sarah’s 2 friends Darren and Donna were there and Steph brought her friend Craig. The 7 of us had a great day. We started off in the Australian...and after me and Joe introduced everyone to Bulmer’s Blackcurrant, managed to drink the bar out of their supply of it!!! After a few hours there...and when the heat of the sun got too much even with some sunscreen that Darren went on the hunt for we headed off to the Orient. In the Orient we ended up in a really nice beer garden/courtyard and we spent the rest of the day in the lovely shade. It was great to be out and about and discovering somewhere new.

The weekend after that we went up to Newcastle to visit Kay. This is the lady that we had met when Joe’s parents were over. After a stressful couple of weeks in February for Joe she invited us up to get out of the city....and it was great!! We got the train up and Kay and her son Paul picked us up at the train station. Then we drove a little further north to Port Stephens...and we fell in love with it!! Kay has a holiday apartment up there and it is a 30 second walk from the apartment to the beach of Dutchman’s Bay. We went and dropped our stuff off in the apartment and then Paul and Kay took us on a little tour of Port Stephens. Paul put the top down on the convertible and we saw it in style! The weather was amazing and the whole area of Port Stephens is stunning. There are white beaches the whole was around the bay and some gorgeous lookouts with breathtaking views. After exploring a bit we went and got takeaway fish and chips and headed back to the apartment. We sat and chatted for awhile and then Kay and Paul headed home. Me and Joe went for a walk down on the beach then at sunset and it was gorgeous. The colours in the sky and the beach were fab; totally fell in love with the place. The next morning Kay and John (her husband) came out to the apartment and we had a nice Aussie BBQ by the beach and then went to explore the bay a little further. It was a really great weekend and so good to get out of the city. On our first day there when we were driving from Newcastle to Port Stephens we were driving by green fields with cattle in them and I got so excited! Didn’t realise how much I missed driving in the country!!!

The weekend after that was Easter so I had a nice long weekend with Good Friday and Easter Monday off. So on the Friday we got the ferry out to Watsons Bay and yet again we discovered another stunning part of Sydney!!!! Watsons Bay is the southern tip to the entrance to the whole of Sydney Harbour. The ferry was eye opening as it was quick to see where millionaires’ row is!! All the houses looked out over the bay with the whole side of the house made of glass and had little boats moored outside them! Though one friendly ferry passenger told me and Joe and the boats are pretty much there for show and the only time they are moved is on New Year’s Eve where they go into the middle of the Harbour for the fireworks!! When we got to Watsons Bay we went for a walk up to a lookout point called the Gap. The force of the waves of the Pacific was unreal, crashing against the cliff walls. We then went and got ourselves some fish and chips and sat in a park by the sea while we tucked in before going for another walk up to Macquarie’s Lighthouse which apparently is the oldest lighthouse in Sydney. It was really white and looked lovely against a completely blue sky that didn’t even have a cloud in it! After spending most of the day discovering Watsons Bay we decided to head home and by pure fluke we perfectly timed a ferry to be going back towards the Sydney Harbour Bridge as the sun was setting behind it and a huge full moon was rising behind us. It was breathtakingly beautiful and made me realise once again just how lucky I am to be experiencing all of this!!!

The next day we headed to Darling Harbour for the Sydney Hoopla Festival which was a street performance festival. There were loads of free street shows and then we could buy tickets to some other shows. The tickets cost all of $5 so we got tickets to 2 different shows, one called The League of Sideshow Superstars and the other called Ring of Fire. Both shows were brilliant. We saw lots of hoola hooping and straight jacket escaping as well as a guy who picked up a car battery by attaching chains to his nipple rings, while being electrocuted!!!! That one was kinda squirmy to watch!! Then in the second show there was a bit of audience participation. One girl had her act based around Barbie and she picked a guy in his 20s who did actually look like Ken to come and help her. Oh my God I have never seen someone look so awkward in my whole life!! He wanted to be anywhere else rather than standing in front of about 100 people doing the hoola hoop! I think his awkwardness made the whole thing a bit funnier though, but my heart did go out to him! It was a really cool day though and something totally different. In Sydney there are always street performers of some sort at different spots around the city, some of them really good and some of them not so good but it was nice to see the best of the best from all over the world and to really enjoy it.

On Easter Sunday we took it easy as the weather wasn’t the best so we had a lazy day and cooked ourselves a nice Easter Sunday dinner, complete with roast potatoes, stuffed rashers and gravy!! Amazing the things you can pull together in the world’s tiniest oven!!! So after a day off from our adventures we jumped straight back in and on Easter Monday we went to the Royal Easter Show. The show is held every year and it is basically a big country fair. They have competitions for the best cow, goose, pigeon, chicken, dog...every kind of animal that you would possibly find on a farm...and every species too!! Then there was a petting farm where we could get up close to all kinds of baby animals like lambs and kids and little puppies too!! There was far too much cuteness in that room!!! There were also plenty of wood chopping competitions, which were pretty cool to watch as I’d never seen it before. These guys had to chop little steps into a 20 foot pole and get themselves up to the top of it and then chop the top 2 foot of it off while the stood on a little pole sticking out of the side of it!! Not sure the quite describes it but if you’ve seen my FB pics you get the idea!! Then we headed to the big stadium where we arrived just on time to see a competition between lots of old fashioned horse drawn carriages and then there was a rodeo! Now me and Joe have become big fans of bull riding as it is on the TV every Sunday morning (before Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman and 7th Heaven.....don’t tell me you don’t remember what I’m talking about people!!!) So when we heard there was a rodeo we weren’t sure that it would actually be bull riding...but it was!!! And not only that but it was kids between 12 and 18 doing it!!! They were wrangling cattle and all kinds of crazy stuff! But it was really good fun to watch and no one got injured so I didn’t have to feel guilty that I enjoyed it!!! We had another little wood chopping display then followed by the Stockman’s Horseshow. This was pretty impressive as it was 40 or 50 horses and the riders all doing a kind of choreographed type thing. There were a couple of moments where I was waiting for some of them to crash but it was all perfectly timed and very impressive! Then there was a BMX display which was all going great until one guy stuffed a landing and he went off fierce quick and we didn’t see him for the rest of the show...though they assured us that he was fine! And it was all finished off by fireworks! It was a really good show to go to and we were so glad we went across to it...and even gladder that we waited till the Monday as there wasn’t a cloud in the sky for the whole day! So all in all it was a pretty good Easter. Again not the most conventional of yearly events going by my past experience but it was jam packed and fun filled...and an Easter parcel from home supplied some chocolate too!!!

The next event after that was Anzac Day, which meant another day off work...yay!!! Last year I spent Anzac day freezing my ass off for a night camping out in Gallipoli which is where the battle took place that Anzac remembers each year. This year I spent the night before Anzac Day toasty in my bed!! But somehow I managed to end up out of bed at 4am to keep Joe company while he cheered on Chelsea in one of the Champions League semis!! We watched the parade then later in the day but all in all it was a quiet day and far less eventful than last year’s Gallipoli adventures!!!

After that then it was a countdown to my last day in work and the arrival of Mam and Dad the following day!! I was really looking forward to finishing up work and being officially unemployed again. When people in work asked me if I was sad to leave my answer was always no purely because the parents were arriving the next day. Part of me wonders if Mam and Dad weren’t coming the next day if I would have felt any different or more upset to be leaving somewhere where I had just spent 6 months and the honest answer is I don’t think so! I will miss some of the people I worked with but having arguments with people day in day out over the same stupid stuff definitely gets old after awhile! Though I always loved it when I won an argument with someone who was being unnecessarily rude or who thinks they are more important. I had one very rude woman one day tell me her husband was a director of a worldwide bank and that he wasn’t a stupid man and if he was told something on the phone he would have remembered it...thanks to the wonders of call tracing I was able to provide her with proof that her husband obviously wasn’t nearly as smart as she thought because he had been told on 3 occasions in the phone call!!! Loved ringing her back and telling her and I could hear her deflate as I told her! Little victories like that made it possible to stick out most of the rude people on the phone, they all seem to think that it was me personally who had done something to them...though one day a lady said she didn’t want to get annoyed at me as I was obviously working while on my holidays to help me with my travels and she wasn’t going to take her frustrations out on me and wanted to speak with a manager who works with the company full time....I liked that lady!!! Anyway as you can see there definitely weren’t tears when I left and it was with a very jovial heart that I walked out of there on my final day!!!

And then the next day arrived! Mam and Dad were due in at 8.30 on the Saturday morning so it was bright and early that we headed to the airport. Of course when they appeared around the corner there were tears and very squeezy hugs and then lots of chatter as I was filled in on all the news back home! We took it fairly easy on the first day, but we did make it to Darling Harbour that       evening for some fireworks which was a nice welcome for Dad and Mam. On Sunday we brought them down to Circular Key to get their first look at the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House...I think they found it just as stunning as everyone else who sees it...and it was on that day that me and Mam decided we were going to do the Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb!!! After we had explored a little we headed back to our local, the Darlo and decided to show Mam and Dad where we hang out for a quite drink. We arrived there at about 5 for “A” quite drink...and left at midnight!!! Joe and Dad started playing pool and Joe seemed to think my pool skills were a reflection of Dads...he was wrong! Dad proved himself to be quite the pool player and of course nothing would satisfy Joe but to stay there until he beat Dad at least once....it did eventually happen but took quite a few games...and a number of jugs of beer, which suited them both down to the ground! While all this was going on me and Mam sat and chatted and I introduced Mam to Dirty Granny!!

During their first week here we went out to Bondi and walked down to Bronte Beach...we were trying to make it to Coogee but Bronte was as far as we made it before deciding to head back and we cooked a nice dinner in our apartment that night. I spent the next day with Mam and Dad over in Manly. Manly is on the Northern Shores and is beautiful. We went for a lovely walk along the sea front and had a nice lunch before perfectly timing a return for sunset over the harbour. Me and Mam also did our Bridge Climb and it was amazing. In total we were there for three and a half hours. This included an hour of getting kitted out in very sexy onesies and tying down everything to us!!! I took the phrase “speccy four eyes” to a whole new level by asking for two glasses strings so that I could bring both my sun glasses and my glasses glasses! Then we had to have a practice of climbing up and down the ladders we were going to be climbing before we finally got to step out on the bridge. It was amazing!! We walked along the gangplank underneath for awhile. Rhys, our guide, explained to us that they were repainting the bridge. They do this every few years but there was a new type of paint they were using that meant they had to strip back all the other paint to properly protect the bridge. While doing this though they discovered that the first few layers of paint were lead based which meant they had to use a special treatment and basically sandblast every inch of the bridge to get back to the original metal for the new paint to work! They estimated the whole job to take a certain amount of time (can't remember exactly what it was now) but because of the problem they encountered it took the estimated time to do only about 100feet of it! So it’ll take a long time to do it but will totally be worth it because we got to see the before and after and it looks like a completely new bridge! Once we walked along the flat for a little we then got to climb the first set of ladders and start walking up the arch of the bridge. It was stunning to be up there and to see the whole Harbour. Its stretches so far and has the bluest water with all these little inlets. Rhys told us lots of facts about the different things we could see, including pointing out the Prime Minister residence for when she is in Sydney and lots of other very expensive (and stunning) properties along the water front. As we reached the top of the bridge I just couldn’t stop looking around me. No matter which way I looked it was breath taking. We spent a good half hour or so standing at the summit, having our pictures taken and chatting with the other climbers in our group. There was no rushing, it didn’t feel like we were being marched to the top and back down again, we got plenty of time to take it all in and truly appreciate what we were seeing. I loved every minute of it and will always remember it as being one of the biggest highlights of my whole trip.

I also got a lovely surprise from Mam. I had asked her to bring me a few things from home and when I went to the hotel with her to collect them she also handed me my pretty bag that I used for going out at home, then from another drawer she produced a pair of my heels, another press had accessories and tan in it and then from the wardrobe came one of my favourite dresses!! I was so excited and gave Mam the biggest hug! So we planned then to have a fancy night out on the Friday and go to the Hard Rock Cafe and have a nice dinner and some drinks. And with everything Mam brought me and part of Triona’s Christmas pressie (a beauty bag with pretty make up, eyelashes and nails) I was all ready to go...all I had to do was remember how I used to do it all!! We had a great night and a lovely meal, and I was very impressed that it only took me about an hour or so to put it all together and look semi respectable!!! The day after our lovely meal was the day we were leaving Sydney on our road trip. It was a very odd morning as it was the day me and Joe were moving out of our apartment. I knew it would be odd as I had the same feelings when I left Berlin, I was excited about what was next but pretty upset to be leaving somewhere that I called home. Mam and Dad picked up the rental car and came to the flat to put all our stuff in it....we had a lot more crap than we thought and everything just got bundled in! There was a teary moment or two while we said bye to our little flat but then we shook that off and got excited about what was next.

It took us awhile to find our way out of Sydney and get on the open road, but we eventually left the city behind and were on the road to Melbourne. Melbourne is about a 12-15 hour drive from Sydney if you take the highway...we were taking the coast road so it took us 5 days to get there! It was so much fun; we stayed somewhere different every night. Our first night was nearly a disaster when we picked a place to stay only to finally arrive there after a very long day of driving and to discover that there was nothing there!! So we had to backtrack slightly and find our way back to Huskinssons for the night. We arrived in the dark so weren’t quite sure what it was like but me and Mam went for a walk in the morning and discovered that it was a beautiful little town. After some breakfast we hit the road again and decided that rather than a repeat of the night before we were going to drive until about 3 each day and stop wherever we were at that time , find somewhere to stay and have some time to relax and explore each place.

That plan ended up working pretty well for us. We were able to plan where we wanted to get to, fit in a coffee break and some sightseeing stops along the way and still have time to chill out in the evenings. We became quite the fans of Keno (a Rapido type game for those of you in the betting business back home!!) and would give it a go every evening. It was a bit of fun but we never had a real lot of luck on it!! We managed to have accommodation sorted in most places by the time we arrived with the help of our mobile internet...and Mam and Dad even gave a backpacker’s hostel a go! Ok so it wasn’t dorm rooms and it wasn’t packed to the rafters but they were quite proud the next day to say they ate their breakfast in the hostel common room!

When we stayed in Wagga Wagga one night on our way back to Sydney we found a restaurant called “Hog’s Breath Cafe” which I though looked like fun so in we went. The food was pretty good but the best part was dessert. Me and Joe decided to share a Rocky Road...I have a picture of it on Facebook, I’m sure most of you have seen it by now....we didn’t fully finish it but we sure as hell gave it a good go!!

We also managed to find an island full of koalas too!! When we got to the island we drove around a bit and then stopped off in a woodland area to have a look. The four of us wandered around for ages with our noses stuck in the air trying to spot one to no avail. Eventually Dad caught sight of one and there was great excitement. Of course once we had seen one and knew what to look for we suddenly saw they all over the place! It was nice to see them in their natural habitat...but the ones in the wild don’t look as cute as some of the ones you see in pictures!!

While on our road trip I also got to try my hand at driving for the first time since I left home! The car we rented was automatic so that was a bit odd but after a couple of days Dad said it was my turn. We were on a fairly quiet stretch of road so I popped in the driver’s seat, buckled myself in and set off. About 1km down the road there was a sharp turn in the road and when I turned around it, it was to discover that I was about to drive up a very steep, very corkscrew-y road!!! I was not happy and a profanity or two may have been uttered while everyone else tried not to laugh at my bad luck! Thankfully I survived that ordeal and it certainly reminded me of how to drive!! Driving again was great! I forgot how much I enjoyed it and how nice it was to just be able to go where I want! I didn’t do a whole lot of driving as Mam and Dad did most of it while me and Joe navigated and booked hotel rooms for the night ahead. It was quite the organised random road trip in the end!!

One of my favourite places we stopped in for a couple of hours was a placed called TIlba Tilba. I felt like I suddenly drove into Little House on the Prairie!! The houses and buildings were so quaint and old fashioned...and my favourite part about it was the old fashioned sweet shop we found! It also had a little hippie shop in it where we spent a while poking around. The funniest thing about this was as we walked in the lady who was working there said she had to pop out to the Post Office but would be back in a few minutes and to have a look around. So while we stood there slightly shocked that this lady walked out of her shop with 4 people standing in it and didn’t bat an eyelid she, popped off, did her Post Office business, came back and had a nice little chat with us!

Another random thing on our road trip was Dad getting breathalysed! We were driving in the middle of a very empty road (like most of them!!) where we had barely encountered another vehicle when we rounded a corner and there was a massive police road block! There was about 30 police, 5 or 6 cars and a Random Breath Testing truck. We pulled up and Dad wound down the window. He said hi to the officer (nearly calling him “Guard”!!) and the policeman explained what was going on. He asked to see Dads licence and then obviously copped the accent, realised it wasn’t Aussie and asked if Dads license was Australian. When Dad said no the officer just smiled and said don’t worry about it. He then got Dad to blow in the little tube checked the reading and we were sent on our way! We all laughed about it because as Dad said he was all the way on the other side of the world, and got breath tested for the first time!!

We arrived in Melbourne after our 5 days on the road and then had to find our way into another city! Melbourne has a lot of bloody one way streets and a lot of VERY narrow alleys that cars and trucks are supposed to go down. Our hotel was on one such street and once we found it me and Joe jumped out while the car was still in a slight bit of motion to find out as quickly as we could where we were supposed to park without losing Mam and Dad to more one way streets trying to find their way back to us!! Luckily Mam was able to pull in just up the road and we were all able to get back in the car, go to the car park and then come back to the hotel. I actually really liked Melbourne even though we didn’t spend long there. We found a lovely pedestrianized area with lots of cafes and restaurants with narrow alleys to explore.  That evening we were meeting Niamh a friend of Mam’s who used to work in Otis but had moved to Australia a couple of months before. Once we met her we of course all headed to the pub for a drink or two....and about 6 hours later we finally all left when Niamh had to catch her last tram home! We had a great night with lots of laughs and stories. On the way home we all realised we hadn’t had dinner and being after midnight there wasn’t a lot of choice of where to eat....so we turned to trusty Micky D’s!! Once we got our food we went back to the hotel and found the laundry room which had a microwave in it to heat up the food as it was a longer walk than any of us remembered getting back home! It was at this stage that I realised I really needed to pee and ended up dancing around the laundry room to try and distract myself...and it worked cause Dad joined in with me and we jumped around like a pair of eejits till the microwave pinged!!

From Melbourne we took the quick road back towards Sydney and headed to the Blue Mountains. After all the early mornings and packing every day we decided to find somewhere to go and stay for a few days and have a bit of relaxation time. We picked the Blue Mountains because it was close to Sydney so when it was time to head back to the city we wouldn’t have too long of a drive. It was my third time up in the Blue Mountains but it was nice to actually stay for a few days and explore. We stayed in Katoomba which is where Echo Point is with the famous Three Sisters formation. This was the first time that I actually walked to them rather than just looking at them from the viewpoint. It was pretty cool to actually stand on them but it was steep steps up and down to them!! After that we paid a little visit to Scenic World where we took a cable car across the valley. Then we took the Vernacular Railway which was not what any of us expected. It had very odd seats as when we sat in it, we were nearly lying down. The next thing we took off as Indiana Jones music played and went on a near vertical drop down a dark hole!! Everyone got a bit of a shock but we all loved it! When we got to the bottom of the railway we had a little walk through the rain forest and then got the cable car back to the top before the Sky Cable car back to the other side of the valley and a long uphill walk home in the cold!!! We stopped somewhere for some nice warm food and relaxed for the rest of the day.

The next day myself, Dad and Mam went for a visit to the Jenolan Caves. It was a couple hours drive to the caves on a very hairy road. Poor Mam was having a fit in the passenger seat cause when she looked out the window she was looking down a on a very vertical drop!! Was funny to me and Dad until the mountain twisted and turned and suddenly the vertical drop was on our side!! When we arrived at the cave they had a very grand entrance...we literally drove through a cave...how a bus makes it through the gap every day I have no idea!! Once we parked and explored a little we picked the tour we wanted to go on and off we went. The caves were fabulous. The rocks all had an orangey tint to them and spectacular crystals all over the place. The tour lasted just over an hour and then we wandered a little more to some of the other caves before hopping back in the car. We had fluky perfect timing again and saw a beautiful sunset across the mountains as we drove back to Katoomba.  We had a nice relaxing night with a tasty dinner and low and behold we found a pub that stayed open past 9pm that evening...and of course it was an Irish pub!! We had an entertaining evening as the toilets flooded so we then had to start running around the corner to their sister pub to use the loo. That closed at 9...so the bar staff then opened the club upstairs and we started using that! It was like our very own VIP club!!  So we had a lovely evening to round off a great road trip that allowed us to take in a chunk of Australia.

We headed back to Sydney the next day. Mam and Dad went back to their hotel and myself and Joe moved into a hostel. It was so weird being back in Sydney and not having our little apartment to go to. It was a fairly relaxed last couple of days with Mam and Dad. There was a bit more wandering around the city and having dinner and drinks and then the day of their flight home came. Of course there were tears and that horrible feeling of having to say bye for God knows how long again. Mam and Dad got home without any big dramas, although their luggage did arrive a couple of days after they did!

The next challenge for me and Joe was to figure out what to do next! We wanted to get working again but out of the city so we started looking for jobs in out of the way places. We searched for about a week and applied for many, many jobs but the Gods of luck were not on our side. Then at the end of a week of searching we got ourselves a job in Mildura, Victoria orange picking. So we got ourselves all packed up and flew to Melbourne and then up to Mildura. We got off the plane in Mildura and were greeted by actual tumbleweed!! We stood there in a bit of shock before someone walked up and asked if we were Orla and Joe...a plane full of people and this fella couple pick out the backpackers at a quick glance!! He brought us to our hostel which was to be our new home. First impressions...all I thought was that the job had better be worth it! The hostel had a decent kitchen and a TV room but the dorm room was a bit on the dingy side. We were sharing our room with 2 English girls. We arrived on the Friday and were due to start work on the Tuesday but Kate and Amy, our roommates, filled us in on how things worked at the hostel! They had been there for almost a month and had about 7 days work in total. Quickly me and Joe became a bit suspicious about the whole situation....and our suspicions were right when Monday came around and we were told the work wouldn’t start Tuesday, that it might be the end of the week.  We weren’t happy campers but had no option but to wait it out and see what happened. Living in the hostel was a bit of a nightmare too. There was about 100 backpackers there all waiting to start work and with nothing to do all most people did was drink from one end of the day to the next, which got old very quickly when there is people banging on the dorm room window at 7am after a night out. We grew sick of it very quickly and with work constantly starting in the next few days me and Joe hit the internet once again to see if we could get ourselves out of the situation we were in. After a couple of days of looking I stumbled upon an advertisement for roadhouse staff in Wauchope, Northern Territory. The ad was brief and to the point “1 or 2 bar staff needed to start immediately, Call Bruce”. So I gave Bruce a call!! We chatted for awhile and then he said he’d give me a call back shortly....longest 20 minutes of my life! But when he did call he said they would love for us to come down. In the dorm room I was on the top bunk...I nearly threw myself off it in excitement!!! Me and Joe literally jumped around the room before composing ourselves and starting to figure out how to get to Wauchope and how soon we could get there. We got the job on Saturday and were there on Monday! We packed our bags on the Saturday and left the dismal hostel and stayed in a nice hotel for our last night in civilisation! We flew out of Mildura, found ourselves in Melbourne airport once again and then had another flight up to Alice Springs. Then it was a 7 hour wait in Alice before we got our 5 hour bus to Wauchope which is 400km north of Alice Springs. When the bus dropped us off just after midnight we were greeted by Nathan, an Australian who worked at the hotel. We were then introduced to Marco the Peruvian chef, Riki a Finnish backpacker and Jean, another Australian. And then Nathan said words that I will never forget “Congratulations, you have just brought the official population of Wauchope to 8”!! We dumped our bags in our new room and had a drink at the bar. After an hour in Wauchope I had a much better feeling about it than I got in over a week in Mildura!

We were straight into work the next day with me starting off in the kitchen and Joe starting a week in the bar. Working in the kitchen reminded me a lot of when I worked in Peamount as the kitchen had the same set up so that put my nerves at ease. Before I knew it the first week was over and I was having great fun. Wauchope literally consists of the hotel property. There is the pub/dining room/beer garden area. Then we have the caravan park out the back where the rooms also are and then there is the backyard which is where the staff quarters are. Being in the middle of nowhere is kinda fun though, there is always people passing through. Also 40km down the road is a place called Ali Curung which is an aborigine community. There are always government workers out at the community and building contractors for fixing up the houses in the community so we have a lot of regular customers who are with us for a couple of nights every week. Then there are the caravaners to keep us busy too. We are 10km from the Devils Marbles which is a big tourist attraction in the Northern Territory. Because we are so close many people stay with us and travel to them rather than staying at the Marbles as there is always a huge amount of caravans camped out there. Our other main customer groups are people coming in for petrol or some food while they are on the road and also aborigines. Ali Curung is a dry community and the Elders of the community have given the roadhouse guidelines to sell alcohol by so that they can try limit the effects of drink on the community. At first I found it a bit weird but after a few weeks here and seeing exactly how much they drink I can understand why the Elders have limitations.  The other thing that took some getting used to is the Banned Drinking Register! No matter who you are, what you do, or how old you are if you want to buy takeaway alcohol in the Northern Territory, you must provide an ID that gets scanned through a computer. The computer than either flashes a green screen to say yes you can sell this person alcohol, or a big red no sale. In the time that I have been here I have only seen the no sale screen three times, which is pretty good. I always try to figure out how a system like that would go down at home and somehow I just don’t think it would work!! But it’s the way they do things here, most people are used to it but you get the odd group of tourists who get slightly offended when you ask for ID until you explain why you need it.

Considering we are so isolated here time goes by pretty quick. Working every day has its advantages I guess because I am always busy and have something to do. And even if one or the other of us is off if it gets busy in the bar, or you just walk through we always generally end up helping out and serving the odd customer or two. Since myself and Joe have been here there has been a good few new staff pass through. The first people that arrived after Jean left lasted all of 3 days before being told to pack their bags. Then we had an English girl who lasted 3 weeks....there is more to that story for a private conversation rather than a blog entry!!! But after all the comings and goings we got Kris, a German girl who fit in really well and has lasted a whole month so far!!! While getting to know Kris we discovered that she actually lived in the same building as Joe and I in Sydney at the same time we lived there!! Very odd...but just goes to prove that it’s hard to get to know neighbours when living in an apartment building!!! 

One of the not so fun things that happens in Wauchope and surrounds is car crashes. Wauchope is surrounded by Singleton the closest station to the hotel. I never knew how big the station was until one evening we were talking to Will (the son of the guy who owns the station) and Luke (an English backpacker who was working on the station to get his 2nd year visa). They had been putting out bushfires on the station for most of the day and I asked how much land was affected by the fire. Will replied that there was about 100,000 acres affected (no that is not a typo). Naturally this led me to ask how big the station was and the reply to that was that it was 900,000 acres!! Obviously with a station this size it is hard to contain all the animals and when the locals cut holes through the fences so they can drive on “bush highways” rather than go on the roads and get pulled over it makes it all the more difficult. Add to that the fact that it is pitch black here at night and the cattle roam and yes, you have a recipe for disaster. Of course it doesn’t help that some people are stupid enough to drive at night. Pretty much everyone says don’t drive after sundown but there is a few very special people who think they are invincible and unfortunately they find the opposite when their car slams into a large animal and loses the battle. Since my time in Wauchope has begun the only casualties of these accidents have been the animals and luckily no person has been severely injured. There was a fatality one night soon after we arrived though. Two brothers had been driving most of the day and taking turns driving and sleeping so that they could get where they were going. Not long before they passed by us they switched drivers but the guy who took over hadn’t quite woken up yet and started falling asleep, swerved off the road and while trying to correct himself overcorrected and flipped the car. The only reason the two of them didn’t pass away was because the passenger wasn’t wearing his seat belt and got thrown from the car. It was pretty sad to hear it and because I had only just arrived at Wauchope made me determined that I would not drive on Northern Territory roads at night....which didn’t quite happen (more on that later)!! I think the stupidest thing about all this though is that people don’t listen. We had two English guys rock in one night at about 10.30 and ask for coffee. While they waited we all started chatting. They told us they had already driven 1,000km that day and had another 600 or so to go until they got to where they were going. We all started telling them to be very careful and basically told them it was a stupid idea and they should stop until the sun came up again and get some sleep. We told them our stories about cattle wandering on the roads, people falling asleep and still they were determined to keep on going. And to top it all off the last thing they did before they left was buy some cigarettes cause they guy who was driving had “started to doze off” just before they stopped in Wauchope. We didn’t hear any stories in the following days so I can only presume they were lucky enough to not encounter any cattle along the way but I still thought it was pretty stupid to have 5 people talking about all these accidents and say we would never drive in the dark and they hopped back in the car not a bother on them!! But I guess these roads are down to luck and they had it that night.

And so to my story of driving at night! As I said I had always said there was no way I would drive at night, it’s too dark and too dangerous and I just wasn’t comfortable with it. But getting over my fears started when Joe got ill. One day he wasn’t feeling great and asked Bruce if he could take the day off. This was fine and later that evening he had started to feel a bit better. But then that night he spent the whole night being very sick and as soon as the pub was open I went in and asked Bruce and Kerstin where the nearest hospital was. Tennant Creek was the nearest which is 113km north of Wauchope. So I hurriedly packed Joe a little bag and hopped in the car. When we arrived at the hospital they put Joe on a drip, gave him some medicine and a few hours later told him he had gastroenteritis and that he would be ok in the next day or two and sent him home. After the medicine and fluids Joe was feeling better so we hopped back in the car and came home. The rest of the day he did fine and I went and did my closing shift. When I came back to the room at midnight I found Joe once again really ill so had no choice but to get back in the car and drive at night to get him to the hospital. The car is fitted with a kangaroo/bull bar whichever you prefer to call it and has extra spotlights on it which lit up a whole lot more than normal heads! All of this helped with my nerves but certainly didn’t get rid of them! Thankfully all the cattle were wandering elsewhere that night and we made it back up to Tennant Creek without incident. I won’t go into too much detail about Joe’s hospital experience over the next two to three weeks; all I will say is that if you ever find yourself sick in the Australian Northern Territory the best thing you can do for your health is to get to anywhere else in Australia. There is a saying in the NT “If in pain, get a plane”...never a truer word has been spoken after my experience with the health “professionals” I encountered over the three week period. In the end the doctors had to admit it wasn’t gastro, as much as they insisted on it for the first week and a bit. They seemed determined for me to fall ill as they would constantly ask me “how are you feeling, do you have any symptoms”. To which my reply in my head) was always “ I am fine, the other 5 people we live with are all fine, stop calling it a contagious disease and get it into your thick heads that what he has is not gastro!!!” They never did find out what it was in the end, it seemed to work its own way out of his system and thankfully he is back to normal...just a slight bit skinnier than he was before hand!!

When Joe was well again I took a couple of days off work and went down to Alice Springs. It was a bit of an odd experience due to that fact that there was always a large number of people, cars and shops around!!! Living in Wauchope is kind of like being institutionalised and I kind of forget that there is still a whole world of cities and large populations out there!! As I got closer to Alice the day I drove down I felt slightly panicked when I encountered my first set of traffic lights and had to remind myself what all the pretty colours meant!! The first thing I did when I got to Alice was buy a fresh bread roll, ham, cheese and coleslaw, make my way to my hotel and enjoyed a very yummy roll that I didn’t realise I missed until I had it again!! I stayed in Lassiters Hotel and Casino, which was a beautiful hotel but I had to be given a map to find my way to my room. When I did make it there, it was only to discover that my key didn’t work. So I walked all the way back to reception where I was informed with much apology that the receptionist had written down the wrong room number. So she sent me on my merry way again. Once again I was back outside my room again (this time the right door with the right room number) but alas...they key did not work!!! So once again I plodded my way back to reception with my hotel buzz very rapidly wearing away. The receptionist once again check they key, couldn’t see why it was working until another girl looked over her shoulder and pointed out that the right room number had been written down but the wrong room number programmed into my key!! She handed me back my key cards with a big smile, a bigger apology...and a little stack of complementary drinks vouchers! Thankfully it was third time lucky and I eventually made it into my room! I unpacked, made my yummy roll and sat back and relaxed fully for the first time in two months!! That evening I did nothing more than found myself a Chinese takeaway, a bottle of wine and a movie on TV and I was very content!! The next day I got up after a nice lie in and went and got my hair prettified with a much needed hair cut. Then it was time to do some shopping and then back to the hotel for another yummy roll. Then at 5 o’clock Jean picked me up to bring me to feed tiny wallabies!! Now I have seen a few wallabies since I have been in Australia but these ones were ity bitty and so cute!! And two of them had little joeys poking their heads out which made them even cuter!! Once we had fulfilled our cuteness factor we headed to Jeans to dig into some pizza, wine and get ourselves ready to go out. I put on makeup for the first time in months and Jean gave me some pretty heels to wear for the night....which I surprisingly survived in!! Then we headed out and started off the night with a bottle of wine and tequila shots!! Alysha and Leish (two teachers from Ali Curung) then joined us. More shots followed as well as more drinks and then a need to go dancing! So we left Monty’s and headed to the Casino, which was a nice happy coincidence for me as it meant I was home already!!! We drank some more, danced a lot...and I fell over!!! In my head it was quite a dignified fall but when I think about it I think it may have been more along the lines of Bambi trying to learn how to walk and failing miserably and falling to the ground! It made it abundantly clear to me though why Irish bouncers never allow a drink on a dance floor and why as soon as a drink is spilled someone appears out of nowhere with a mop! The floor was bloody slippy and with every flourish of an arm or shake of an ass somewhere on the dance floor, someone’s drink was being seriously depleted without a drop of it being consumed!!

The next day through the powers of Facebook, all four of us knew we all felt as bad as each other so we had sympathy in our hangovers! I ventured out to go to the Botanical Gardens (which didn’t last long as there was some hippy festival on) and then went to do everyone’s shopping. I had a rather long list by the time I left Wauchope for what everyone wanted there, the list ranging from painting canvases and 10 packets of corn chips, to tobacco and hair mousse! Once I had ticked everything off it was McDonald’s time and it was so nice to get McDonalds on a hangover day!! I brought it back to the hotel, curled up and tucked in and then had myself a lovely nap before me and Jean went to Anzac Hill to watch sunset. Then it was an early night for both of us!! On the last day of my mini holiday I went in to panic mode that I was going back to the Outback and decided a few more purchases wouldn’t hurt....just as well I had a big car with plenty of boot space!! Then it was time to hit the road once more and go back to reality for another couple of months!! It was really great to get the break even if it was only for a couple of days.  Despite the fact that we are in a very wide open space it was kinda like cabin fever was setting in so it was nice to be reminded that there is life outside of Wauchope!

Since I have been back from my little trip it is back to working and planning what comes next. We only have about a month left here before we pack our trusty bags again and head off to see what New Zealand has to offer us, then it will be back to Australia for a couple of weeks to experience the east coast before completing the round the world journey by travelling back though America. It may have taken ever so slightly longer than 80 days but at least I can tick “travel around the world” off my bucket list!!!

And so it is the end of another blog for awhile! Since I have been in Australia I have only managed to do two blogs which is in stark contrast to the many, many blogs I did while I was travelling. But stationary life is a little less exciting than entering a new country every week or so, so I guess that’s part of the reason! Hopefully once I am back on the road and experiencing new places once again I will get my arse in gear and get back to regular blogs! My travels will start once again around mid to late September...so a date for my return should be confirmed in the not too distant future...YAY!!!

 

 

Saturday, 14 January 2012

The First Few Months in Sydney

So people I have been slightly AWOL since my arrival in Sydney! And I’m please to say it’s not because of lack of adventures....in all honestly it was mostly about enjoying being stationary for the first time in months and loving it!!! That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy my travels but after 7 months of living out of a bag it was nice to actually unpack my bag and own a drawer again!!!
So I’ve been in Sydney for almost 3 months now and I love it! Sydney is an amazing city...there is always something going on or something to see. This blog will be a mish-mash of random stories from the first couple of months here. There is no order to them, I’ll just write about them as I remember them and hopefully it’ll give you all a glimpse of what I’ve been up to over the last couple of months!
So the first story is about my fab new home! When we arrived in Sydney we moved into a really nice hostel that was quite comfortable but me and Joe knew we didn’t want to stay on the hostel long term (which is what a lot of people do!) So we started our apartment hunt straight away...and on our first night in Sydney we went to view an apartment!! It was in a really great location, just a half hour walk from Darling Harbour and only 5 minutes from Kings Cross. The apartment itself was brilliant too. It was nice and modern and bright and we instantly liked it. The Di (the woman who lived in it) asked if we wanted to see the laundry room. We did so she took us up onto the roof....I think this was a ploy of hers to make us fall even more in love with it! When we walked out onto the roof there was an amazing view over the city and a fantastic sunset...and as we looked around we saw the Harbour Bridge! We have a perfectly unspoilt view of it from the roof of the building! We both decided then and there without saying a word to each other that we wanted it!!! So the next day we got the ball rolling and went to the real estate agent and put in an application. It was a long week waiting to hear as the landlord was away on holidays but we eventually got news from the estate agent that we had got the apartment! We were delighted! So after just over a week in the hostel we packed up our bags (again!!!) and moved into Darley Street! And almost 3 months in and we still love it just as much...and let me tell you it does not get old to go up onto the roof and see that view! Every time I go up there it takes my breath away and I still can’t believe I actually live here!!!
I do have one story from the hostel that I will share with everyone. I’ve told it to Triona and if her reaction is anything to go by it’ll be a funny one that I should share with everyone else! So here goes! In my hostel room there was ten beds....7 of which were long stays which meant they were basically living in the hostel full time. There was one English guy who was in his 30s and over working as a tradie. The guy who shared the same bunk as me was a hairdresser and one evening the English bloke (Lets call him Tom!!!) came in at about 11 after a few pints after work and told Blake (the hairdresser) that he had been waiting around for him all evening to cut his hair. Blake said he had been waiting to see him but the obviously missed each other...so at 11pm the hair clippers came out and Tom got a haircut...then the HOOVER came out to clear up the hair clippings!!! After it was all cleared up Tom decided to pop out again and show off his new hairdo! In the hostel the doors are all opened by key cards so only the people in that room can get in. Our room always had the door jammed opened with a flip flop. When Tom came home that night he started banging on the door making Beth get up out of bed and pull the already open door open for him!!! Once he had finally made it into the room he decided it was the perfect time to plug in his electronic work device thing and charge it for the night! So he got himself undressed...got down on the floor to plug it in...And promptly passed out on the floor!! And so Tom slept curled up in a ball on the floor for the night...but he obviously has a pretty vivid dream pattern as in the middle of the night he started shouting “high five, high five” really loudly all over the room and waving his arm around in the air! So as you can see...hostel living has its moments but it’s definitely not something I could live with full time!!! And to add to that the next day Tom walked in and saw the new people in the room (me and Joe) and introduced himself to Joe. Joe said we met last night and Tom’s reply was “I wasn’t naked was I?”!!! Joe told him no and he said “that’s good....it’s happened before”!!!!
The next big thing on the list after sorting out our apartment was getting a job! Part of me was really looking forward to working again....and now that I am working again I’m not sure why! But nonetheless I threw myself into job hunting. Then one Friday morning at about 11 I applied for a job online. At 12 I got a call asking me to come for an interview at 2.30...so off I went to go to my first interview in a long time. I walked into the office and heard Irish voices all around me! The job itself was for a Collections Officer but my interview was in the call centre for the business. And most of the staff in the call centre were Irish or English on working holiday visas! So in I went to the interview (with a Liverpudlian!) and after talking for 15 minutes he asked me to wait around until 3 to meet the finance team. So I popped outside for a of couple minutes and went back at 3...and next thing ya know I’m sitting at a desk getting trained in!!! So it was all very quick and part of me wasn’t quite sure what I had gotten myself into! I ended up having 3 hours of training that evening...and then I was flying solo as the girl I was replacing was leaving that Friday. So when I went in on Monday I was slightly over my head! I gave the job a go for a couple of weeks but knew after a few days that it just wasn’t for me! I don’t like asking people for a fiver that they owe me so ringing up people and telling them they owe almost $200 and asking them for it really wasn’t a good job for me!! Luckily my boss was nice enough to see that I wasn’t happy and offered me another job that didn’t involve pestering people for money!! And so I have been doing that for the last couple months. Its office admin and data entry and such things...nothing too stimulating but its paying the rent so I’m not one to complain!!!
I did have a slight drama in work one day! They needed a hand on the customer service team so I was down in the call centre for the day. We have lifts in the building and after 6 you need a special fob to make the lifts go anywhere but the ground level. When I finished on CS I needed to go up to my desk to get my bag but the lift wouldn’t bring me up...so I decided to do the clever thing and walk up the stairs instead. So I opened to door to the stairs and walked from the 2nd to the 9th floor. When I got to the 9th floor I pulled the door handle...and discovered it was locked!!!! Slightly pissed off as my legs were killing me after walking up all the stairs...so I went back down to the 8th floor....and the door was locked!!! You can see where this story is going already! I walked all the way back down and tried every door on the way and none of them would open! I went down to the basement to the car park...and that wouldn’t open either! So I stood there slightly stuck not able to get out of the stairwell! After a couple of minutes I found another set of stairs that went down another level and then brought me back up two flights! So I just kept following the route, finding myself in a building site at one stage and then eureka! I saw a door to the street. My only last obstacle was that this door was going to be locked! So I tentatively tried it and thank God it opened! Even in my relief of being free I thought it very odd that a door out onto the street that lead into a whole building was unlocked...but then it dawned on me that even if someone came in they weren’t going to get far what with all the doors to every level being locked!! So what did I learn from this little adventure...mostly that if a building goes on fire in Sydney and I have to evacuate do a little test run first and go into the stairwell shut the door and see if I can get out again before continuing in my effort to evade the fire!!!!
Working on the phones in work has thought me a few lessons. The first thing I noticed was when I asked a customer for their number they would rattle it off in about 5 seconds! They were finished saying the number and I had the first 3 digits typed in!! So I very quickly had to learn to memorise number sequences! I think the funniest and most annoying thing about being on the phones though is the letter “R”. A simple enough letter but did you know that Irish people pronounce it “oar” rather than “ar”? This is something that was pointed out to myself and Dee a few weeks into the UKtoOz trip and became a running joke. However the problem continued when I got a job on phones that involved me saying the letter r a lot while also having to spell my name quite a bit!! In work we have to issue return authorisation numbers...which funnily enough all begin with the letters R and A!! So trying to get people to understand can become quite an ordeal...to the extent that I know don’t say the R at all and give them a code beginning with A instead!!! But more distressing than that is spelling my name. Here is the conversation:
“What’s your name?”
“Orla”
[Silence]
“Can you spell that please?”
“No problem...its O, R for Roger/Rabbit/Robert, L, A”
“Ok so that’s O, Four, L, A!
[In my head the reply is “Yes you silly pleb, I spell my name O 4 L A!!!!!]
[In reality I say]
 “No its O R for ROGER”
“O FOUR??”
“No, no not four, R...R for Rabbit...the first letter of the word Rabbit”
“What?”
“The LETTER R. The first letter in rabbit”
“Oh R. Ok so O R L A”
[EUREKA!!!!]
“Yep that’s it”
This exact conversation I have had hundreds of times over at this stage. And I alternate my R words wondering if that will help....it doesn’t!! Although thinking about it Ofourla probably wouldn’t be an odd name over here...the weirdest one I have come across so far was Seismetota or Nhgugayeh and then my absolute favourite has been Clammy Orifice!!!!
In our first week in Sydney thanks to Bui and his brother we managed to score ourselves some tickets to see Don Giovanni in the Sydney Opera House! It was a great performance and amazing to see inside the Opera House. The performance was great, it was my first opera and the costumes and singing were brilliant. And luckily they had a small screen over the stage which translated the words so we actually knew what was going on! The Opera House is as stunning in real life as it looks in the pictures or on TV, especially when the sky is brilliant blue behind the curves of the roof. It’s definitely one of my favourite things in Sydney and it’s so easy to just stand and look at it for ages.
We have had mixed weather since being in Sydney. The first couple of weeks were amazing with really hot weather but then towards the end of November it started to suck a little! It was rainy and overcast but happily enough still quite warm. December marks the start of the Australian summer...which should also have been the start of the scorching hot weather. However we seemed to have jinxed Sydney this year as all the news reports said it was the wettest December they had had in 60 years/worst start of the summer in 50 years/lowest temperatures in 4o years or so!!! Now if the weather we were having here was at home nobody would be complaining!!! But for Australians it was not a good start to the summer and they didn’t mind talking about it! I did feel kinda sorry for them and for me at the same time...I mean I’m this far away from home in a country that is supposed to have great weather...and it rains!! But there wasn’t much I could do about it and it didn’t bother me all that much! Luckily the good weather did arrive back just in time for Christmas and we got some great weather for the festive season!!
One of my favourite things about Sydney is the fact that there is always something happening! Every Saturday evening at Darling Harbour they have a big fireworks display...not for any reason in particular, just because! Then before Christmas there was Santa Fest where Darling Harbour had Santas everywhere...including the lampposts getting Santa heads over them! At the moment there is the Sydney Festival where there are hundreds of events all over the city ranging from music to dance performances and art displays. And Sydney is in full swing of preparing for Chinese New Year at the moment with events planned over a 2 week period to mark the Chinese New Year. So no matter what day it is or what the budget it is, there is always something to go and see or do.
For those of you who are wondering about the shopping situation in Sydney...it’s pretty cool!! There is one shopping centre in particular that stunned me! I went into the Queen Victoria Building which is 4 stories in itself but when you go down to the basement you can walk in three different directions which stretches out across a couple of blocks and has shops all underground. One direction also brings you to the Myer store which had about 5 stories and is along the same size at Debenhams of Henry Street...and then from there you can walk to the Westfield shopping centre which is another huge centre. And there is access to all these buildings spreading across 3 blocks all underground! So you can be in it for hours and not know that it’s rained or snowed or anything outside! Part of me thinks it’s like the shoppers Vegas....no idea what time of day it is outside but endless entertainment and ways to spend money!!!
The shopping centres did come in very handy when we first arrived! After 7 months of living in the same clothes I thought my clothes had held up quite well and was quite pleased to think that they were still acceptable to wear in public. However after a few days of walking around Sydney in soon became abundantly clear that my clothes were old, tatty and well worn! However much to my joy I soon found that all the shops were in the middle of sales...although I did find the advertisements very confusing!! All the stores had signs up saying “Get your summer wardrobe” right beside big posters advertising “Christmas Sale”!!! Now that took some getting used to!! So I managed to find myself some socially acceptable clothes to get me by for awhile without feeling like I crawled out of a backpack every morning!!!
One of my favourite things that I’ve done in Sydney so far has been to go to Palm Beach (that’s the beach in Summer Bay to you and me!!) and have a BBQ. We first did it when we arrived in Sydney with Brian, Rhona, Rosie, Greg, Andy and Dee. We all headed up the road in a couple of cars and I will tell you that it is just as pretty in real life as it looks on the TV. We found the Surf Club and it had Alf Stewarts name on it any everything! Quite exciting! Though anytime anyone burst into “you and me belong together” they did ran the risk of getting Andy’s flip flop launched at their head...apparently he used to be forced to watch it with his mum and sister so has a few issues with the program!!! Anyway after we explored the beach we headed down the hill a little and went to the public BBQs. These are little units just in the middle of the park that anyone can use for free. The only thing that they ask you to do is to clean up so that it’s ready for the next people to use. So we rocked up with lots of burgers and sausages and had ourselves a nice feed. This is something we did again when Joe’s parents and Eddie came over for Christmas. And we were joined by Greg and Rosie on this trip too...but Joe did most of the cooking this time...he didn’t have much of a choice as he got two chefs hats for Christmas!
Joe’s parents and his Granduncle Eddie came over for Christmas and the New Years. It was great to have them here and to show them around. They went to the Aquarium and had a walk around the Botanic Gardens and we had a day trip up to the Blue Mountains and to Palm Beach. We also went up to Newcastle to meet a friend of Josephine’s that she had seen in about 30 years. It was nice to get right out of the city and to travel up the coast a little and see some amazing views. We had a fairly traditional Christmas with turkey and ham with all the trimmings on Christmas day. And Santa managed to find me a few times over in Sydney with parcels arriving quick and fast in the couple of weeks leading up to Christmas (once again thank you to everyone who popped something in the post!) We had ourselves a little tree too that looked nice and festive beside all the cards. But it still felt like an odd Christmas due to the fact that it was quite warm out and instead of being all cosy in a woolly Christmas jumper I was in a summer dress and flip flops for the day!!! Once again another new experience....I think I do prefer cold Irish Christmas though...it doesn’t feel right otherwise!!!
We had a great New Years Eve too. We went to a place called Barangaroo where we had a great view of the Harbour Bridge to watch the fireworks. They had a fireworks display at 9pm for all the kids and then at 10pm they let a few more off, then at 11, 11.15, 11.30 and 11.45...so there was a countdown to the countdown! One funny thing that did happen was that we nearly ended up in 2012 10 seconds early. From the side of the bridge we were standing on the countdown was backwards so when it did begin we could quite see it. Then there was a beam of the bridge that was in the way so when the countdown hit 19 everyone on our side of the bridge started at 9 and counted down, then when they got to 0 (which was actually 10) and no fireworks went off everyone started again!! So had a bit of a laugh at that! And with most of the city viewing points being alcohol free I cheered the New Year in with a can of Club Orange instead!!! The fireworks show was spectacular! It always looks stunning on the TV and it definitely takes your breath away in real life! Apparently there was 1.5 million people watching it from various viewpoints in Sydney...and it felt like that once we started walking back towards home as the streets were packed. It was a great night though and something I will always remember!
We also had a couple of visitors just before Christmas with Brian arriving back in Sydney at the start of December and being our first house guest! We had a lovely few days with him and he even though us something about our apartment. We have an extractor fan over our cooker but try as we might we could not figure it out when we moved in. So we just did without and didn’t bother with it. Brian arrived and decided to cook us dinner to say thanks for the bed (sofa!) and within minutes of him starting to cook he had the fan working! We both felt slightly stupid but what can ya do! At least we have it working now!!! Just after Brian left Rhona flew back in after 6 weeks in New Zealand. We had a great few days with her before she flew out to go and spend Christmas in Nepal with Rachel, Brian and the Chitwan family we had gained while in Nepal!
And so that is a very concise version of some of the highlights of Sydney so far! Much more has happened but due to the routine of work etc it seems like I’d be telling the same stories over and over again! I absolutely adore Sydney! It is a great city and even though it is quite big, all the main things to see are all within walking distance of each other...and within walking distance of our little apartment too!
I will try not to leave it so long next time to let you know what I have been up to over here. I know I have left loads out and no doubt I will think of more random stories to fill you all in on but for the moment I hope this will keep you satisfied in terms of my Aussie adventures thus far!!!


Sunday, 23 October 2011

Australia

So I jumped the gun slightly on posting my Indonesia blog before we left but only due to one event which I think you will all enjoy. We headed to the airport at about 9pm for our flight at midnight. We packed up the mini buses and when we got to the airport unloaded all the bags grabbed our own ones and went to check in...Only to discover that Brian had picked up the wrong bag at the hotel!! After a couple of frantic phone calls to get in touch with the hotel and to try to reach Rachel to explain the situation to her we eventually established that he had left his bag at the hotel but thankfully it was still there and hadn’t been picked up by the person who owned the bag we had! A taxi was arranged and the bag made its way to the airport and we all checked in without any hassle (my bag was 15.7kgs!! Go me!!!) Anyway the only reason I tell this story is that we had been joking with Rachel whose job looking after us officially ended once we got on those mini buses that we would be ringing her or coming back to the hotel because someone would have a problem with flights or something. We didn’t think that this joke would jinx us and that it would actually happen!! Anyway the flight went without any incidents and we landed in Darwin at 4am...another hour and a half ahead of home...that’s eight and a half hours ahead for those of you who may have lost count!!! After years of watching Border Patrol and all those programmes on TV I was slightly nervous going through customs as I was waiting to be picked out and have my bag thoroughly searched...luckily the cute little dog passed my bag and I was officially in Darwin. Slight aside here...considering I entered the country on a Working Holiday Visa they asked very little questions and all I got was the bog standard entrance stamp...bit of a letdown after all the cool stamps and visas I have gotten throughout the trip!! We walked into the arrivals hall to be greeted by Steve who was going to be our driver for the 2 weeks of the Oz trip. As we walked out to the bus that was to be our new home I was excited but knew I was going to be terribly disappointed as it was never going to be as cool as our big orange truck...I was not wrong as it is a white 24 seater mini bus so nothing too exciting. The only thing that did make me smile was the trailer that is attached to the back to transport all our bags (as there is very little room on the bus itself) is the same colour orange as our truck....so the truck lives on with us J we got lost TWICE on the bus that day...attempting to get out of the airport car park!!! All I could think was 5 minutes without Rachel and we had lost a big, 5 minutes on the new truck and we had gotten lost twice in a CARARK!!! I won’t go into too much detail about our first day in Darwin as it was all a bit higgledy piggledy due both to the lack of sleep, as very few of us had managed to sleep on the short flight, and also the mix up with the equipment that some of us had posted from Nepal after losing the truck. We did get some time to explore Darwin which is a fairly nice place but very quiet. We arrived there at about 7.30 in the morning and the place was dead considering it was a working day! But I saw their little Christchurch, the Old Town Hall and the famous Brown’s Mart theatre (think it may just be famous to Aussie’s cause I have never heard of it!!) That evening we headed to the Mindil Beach Sunset Market. We had a wander around and walked down to have a quick look at the beach before heading back to the bus to head to camp. We were all fairly tired at this stage and just needed sleep but it was nice to see the market all the same. We were staying in a campsite on our first night which we were all thankful for as it meant a shower after the flight and a long sticky day!! As some of our equipment had got caught up in customs some of us were without tents and sleeping equipment but we came across some very nice people who were staying in the campsite who offered us tents and an abundance of blankets and sleeping bags so in the end everyone had a home. That night however there was a massive storm and most people got flooded out of their tents due to the rain and sheltered in the cooking area and the shower block. There were massive roles of thunder going on for longer than I had ever heard and I loved it....but still managed to sleep through a good portion of it due to the lack of sleep over the previous few days!! The following day we got up and headed back to the airport to keep our fingers crossed and hope that we got all the equipment through as quickly as possible. It took a couple of hours but in the end there were no problems and we were back on the road to head to Ubirr in Kakadu National Park. Kakadu is a World Heritage listed site and covers 19,804sq metres in the Northern Territory. The park is home to 1,600 plant species, 275 bird types, 75 reptile species, 25 species of frog and a rough estimate of 10,000 species of insects. When we arrived at Ubirr, Steve told us that there was a viewpoint to watch sunset from and examples of Aborigine rock art along the way. So we set off and discovered lots of the art with information points telling us what the drawings meant. Once we reached Ubirr Rock we climbed up it and found ourselves on top of a large rock plateau that looks out over the park. We got some stunning views and at one point I turned around to take a picture to find some sort of bird of prey (I’m not the most avid of bird watchers so I can’t be more precise) at eye level with me about 10 feet off to me left. It was amazing!!! We settled ourselves down for what we had been promised would be an amazing sunset...but once again the UKtoOz curse struck and we had storm clouds moving in! We still got to see some of the sunset but then big drops of rain started plopping down on us so we retreated quickly and headed back to the bus to head to camp. And wait for this, our campsite was at a place called Malabanjbajdju!! I popped this in here so that when I come home and tell stories and simply talk about “a place in Australia” you will understand why I either a) don’t remember the names of the places or b) just can’t bloody pronounce them!! Our camp that night was a bush camp with no facilities, but we had a nice dinner consisting of kangaroo chilli con carne. Then it was bed time before an early start the next day.
On our third day in Australia we headed first to Nourlangie which again had many example of Aborigine art. We came across one story about an evil spirit called Nabulwinjbulwinj (pronounced apparently as Nar-bull-win-bull-win) who eats females after striking them down with a yam!! We don’t know why he does this or why, if he has yams at his disposal to throw at women, he doesn’t just eat the yams!!! We then arrived at another viewpoint, this one called Gunwarddehwardde. Even though at this stage it was only about 9am the sun was starting to get really hot so we didn’t hang around too long before we headed back to the bus. Our next stop was the Anbangbang (Arn-barng-barng apparently!) Billabong. We did a 2.5km walk around the billabong where we saw a load of wild (and noisy) cockatoos. Despite the warnings about crocodiles we didn’t come across any and we had an uneventful but beautiful walk getting to see Nourlangie, where we had just been, from a distance. Our next stop then was the Warradjan Aboriginal Cultural Centre where there was lots of information about the Bininj and Mungguy clans who look after the park with the help of the government. To give people an insight into the history and culture of the park they have told some of the stories that have been handed down to them by their ancestors, which explains their beliefs and also interprets some of the rock paintings we had seen. Being completely honest I don’t remember many of the stories with too much detail...the only thing that I can really remember is wondering how they managed to come up with these stories about their own culture and that. Some of them are pretty out there and involve grasshopper people and a lightening man and then the dude who eats women!! Some of the guys were then going on a boat trip on the yellow river, I passed on the boat trip but did a short walk on a little board walk out to have a look at the river which was really still and peaceful. Steve then drove those of us who didn’t do the boat trip to a place called Cooinda where some people used the pool. I just had a sneaky shower in the campsite and freshened up with a nice cold shower. When the boat trippers got back we headed off on the road again to head towards Harriet’s Rest where we were due to camp for the night. However because we had got all the days sight-seeing over nice and early (everything I have just mentioned was done by 1pm!!) we were able to go a little further up the road and get closer to Katherine where our activities were based the following day.
It was another early morning start (you’ll probably start to notice a pattern!!) but we were glad of it as the heat and humidity meant it was impossible to stay in the tent past sunrise anyway! We headed to the Nitmiluk Visitors Centre to get some information on the walks we could do around Katherine Gorge and then we set off. Most of us chose to do the short walk and my little group chose to do the really, really short walk...but ended up doing the whole 3.7km walk that we were trying to avoid! In the end it was actually quite rewarding as we got to see some of the wildlife of the park before we came across the gorge itself. And as usual, it was spectacular. Nitmiluk National Park (Katherine Gorge) is 18,000 hectares and consists of 13 naturally carved gorges along the river through the Arnhem Land Plateau. The viewing point above the gorge was spectacular and I couldn’t get over how still the water was. We saw a couple of canoes on the river (probably the best way to see the gorge) and even they only caused the slightest ripples on the water. We stood and took it all in for awhile and then headed back to the visitors centre. Along the way we stumbles across a small group of wallabies having a little feed and even saw one with a little baby in her pouch which we got quite excited about! Once everyone was back from their exploring we headed then to Mataranka where we had a chance to get into the Mataranka Thermal Pools. I gave this a miss and instead had a little walk around the pools and made sure to keep an eye on the thousands of bats that were sleeping the trees. The bats are fruit bats or flying foxes and there were literally thousands of them covering very space on every tree. And even though it was day time they were still making plenty of noise and flying around the place...and they were fecking huge too!! Luckily I managed to avoid getting crapped on and my relaxing walk turned into a very quick dash through the paths because I was a little freaked out in all honesty!! When I was finished being bullied by big bats I went and had a walk around the Mataranka Homestead. Mataranka is known as the “Capital of the Never Never” thanks to a book that was written by a woman called Jeanie Gunn in 1908. She wrote a book about her experiences in the Outback and it was made into a film years later (both called We of the Never Never) there is a replica of the Gunns house at the Homestead and it is the set that was used for the movie. Even though I had never heard of either the book or the movie it was still cool to see it and walk around...and I might be more likely to watch it in the future!! It was also at the homestead where we came across a very relaxed wallaby relaxing in the shade by hiding out under the pool table which was just ridiculously cute!! We then headed off to our campsite for a lovely relaxing evening and yet another fantastic sunset.
The following morning our first stop was at Gorrie Airfield which was used during World War 2. There wasn’t much to see there really except for the runway which was pretty run down. The only notable thing that happened there was as we drove back out from the airfield to the main road we disturbed a couple who had obviously come of the main road for some privacy and instead got interrupted in a rather compromising position by a bus full of tourists! We gave them a little beep and drove on!! We then drove on to Daly Waters. Our first stop was at the Daly Waters airstrip which is what made Daly Waters a place where people actually came to live!! It is the site of Australia’s first international airfield but then focus turned to military air traffic during WW2. It has not been in use since 1965 but the original hangar is still there and houses a small exhibition giving details on the history of the airfield, including the fact the 2 Aborigines were employed to refuel the planes at a time when the Aborigine people weren’t recognised as citizens. Our next stop then was to stop at the famous Daly Waters Pub. It was first opened in 1930 and got its license in 1938 ) I guess out in the middle of nowhere you can get away with not having a license for 8 years!!) The pub is quite small but manages to have a lot of crap in it! Tourists going through like to add to the memorabilia on the walls which range from GAA jerseys (this every county was covered!!) to bras and underwear, ID cards (including a few Garda Age Cards!!) and flags from every country you can think of! I’m telling you, dusting the place must be a nightmare!! Our camp site that evening was at the foot of the Devil’s Pebbles (Kunjarra) This is a small formation of rocks that are precariously balanced on one another and gave us a slight preview as to what we would see when we reached the famous Devils Marbles. Once again we got an amazing sunset which turned the rocks a beautiful colour that I watched in wonderment as they changed. It was a really nice campsite although we all woke up with a tonne of red sand in our tents the following day!!
The next day we stopped first at the Mary Ann Dam. In all honesty I had a quick peek at the dam and then dived into a nice shower before hand washing most of my clothes so I would be semi clean for the coming week!! Once we were all relatively clean we then headed down to the Devils Marbles (Karlu Karlu) where I really couldn’t believe my eyes. Once again they are a formation of rocks that balance on each other in a gravity defying way!! There will be a massive boulder bigger than the size of a house balancing on top of a rock the size of a car!! It was crazy to look at it but I loved exploring them. I think my favourite part of it was finding a rock that looked like it had been sliced in two with a knife. The two sides were flat and smooth as anything and again I couldn’t figure out how they were split so smoothly! When we were finished crawling all over the rocks we had a quick lunch in the shade at the base of the rocks and once more hit the Stuart Highway to Connor’s Well where we set up camp for the night.
We next headed to Alice Springs where there seemed to be some civilisation once again! We arrived pretty early in the morning and the first thing we all did was head for some breakfast and to find some internet to let people know that we were still alive and hadn’t perished in the middle of nowhere never to be seen again! I did a little tourist stuff in Alice Springs finding the Old Gaol that was built in 1907. It was stuck in between two huge modern buildings which made it kind of quirky. I also found The Residency which is basically where royals and dignitaries stayed when they visited Alice Springs. It was built in 1927 and the information board outside seemed to take some pride in the fact that when Queen Elizabeth and her family visited in 1963, Prince Charles got food poisoning!! Steve also brought us to Anzac Hill which gave us a view out over the whole town, there was nothing that spectacular about the view but it was still nice to see! We were camping at a proper camp site that night and not bush camping so we all got nice long showers and had a toilet block to enjoy for a night before heading back out into the bush for pretty much the rest of the trip.
Our next major destination was what we had all been waiting for in Oz...Uluru (Ayers Rock) we had a slight delay on this day as we stopped at one of the few petrol stations on the road for fuel only to be informed that they had no diesel in stock. So Steve had to unhook the trailer, leave us all at the petrol station and drive an hour or so back to the previous station and hope that he made it before running out of fuel!! He did and he arrived back with a full tank so that we could complete our journey to Uluru. Uluru is 348 metres high, 3.6km long, 1.9km wide and covers just over 3sqkm. It was formed 550 million years ago by the Earths crust being lifted and folded and pushed against each other with sediment settling. My first glimpse of Uluru was weird! I’m not sure what I was expecting or how I thought I would react or feel but whatever it was it wasn’t how I did feel. We drove right up to it and got out to go for walks around it. I did the half walk which was about 5km and that was enough for me in the heat. When I imagined Uluru from the pictures I had seen I thought it was a soft rock and kind of sandy or something, and that it was smooth and just that iconic table shape with no texture or anything to it. I was completely wrong!! The rock is not just one smooth rock wall it has indents and parts that are higher up stick out a bit more than the lower down part of the rock. There are holes and little caves all over it. Waterfalls run down the sides during the rainy season. The rock isn’t as red as the impression I had gotten from the pictures. But aside from it being totally different to what I thought...I still loved it. It was amazing to see. To try and come up with words to describe its height and expanse is just impossible and I tried even to stand at the base of it and to get the top of the rock in the picture too but there just wasn’t enough space, it was either cut the top out or cut me out!! The walk around it was good though and there were information boards all around it telling us about the different Aborigine stories and why Uluru is such a sacred site to them. To be honest I think they have amazing imaginations! From different shapes in the rocks and even a dark ribbon going through a lighter shade of rock they have these wonderful stories about how these things are their culture. And I can gladly say that I had my dinner (and breakfast the following day) looking at Uluru as it changed with the sun going down (or up) it was actually pretty special for me watching the sun set on Uluru as it was the 13th of October which is a special day for most of my family so it was a nice place to be sitting and thinking about everyone from back home in such a humbling setting. So the following morning we went back to Uluru. Some of the guys had decided to try to the Uluru climb so we dropped them off and kept our fingers crossed that the climb would be open as it was closed the previous day. The rest of us went around to the sunrise viewing point and I think I preferred this to sunset. It was still pitch black when we got there and we could just make out the silhouette of the rock in the darkness but best of all it had an amazing full moon shining over it. As it got a little bit lighter we were able to take photos of it with the dark sky behind it and the moon shining brightly. Then as the sun came up the sky got brighter and bluer and we watched it until the moon had disappeared and it was nice and warm with the sun in the sky. We then went back around to the start of the climb to pick up the other guys who unfortunately had not been able to climb as the winds were too high at the summit. Once we were all back together it was time to drive 50km over to Kata Tjuta (The Olgas) to explore them. Kata Tjuta is a huge pile of domed rocks (36 in all) that have also been around for 500 million years and formed in a similar way to Uluru. The tallest one (Olga) stands at 536 metres high. They are spread over 35 sqkm and have a circumference of over 20km. Kata Tjuta means “many heads” and when you see them from a difference you can see how they get their name and also there is an Aborigines story behind them that gives “many heads” a further meaning. We spent about 2 hours walking up through them and again seeing some fantastic scenery.
The next day we were in South Australia and our first stop was Coober Pedy. Hmm what exactly can I say about Coober Pedy...it is the opal mining capital of the world apparently...and it doesn’t open till 10 on a Saturday morning. Which really wasn’t much use to us and we were there ay 8am on a Saturday! So we drove about the town for a little and then saw a sign that said “scenic views of Cobber Pedy”. So we all point Steve in that direction and stopped at this view point. Before I go any further I will tell you that the signs said things like scenic, beautiful and breathtaking. We got off the bus to have a look...and promptly all burst out laughing!! All we saw was mounds of rocks that had been mined with a few run down ramshackle buildings in the town!! It gave us all a great laugh though and showed us what we were in for in Coober Pedy. Coober Pedy is pretty cool on paper, everyone lives in cave houses as it keeps them cool in the summer and warm in the winter when the temperature goes to extremes. They do have supermarkets and shops above ground now but all the houses and the tourist accommodation is all underground!! We visited the Old Timers Mine for a tour around an old mine and cave house. It was fairly small but fun none the less to see the mine and how small the mines were. And I liked seeing the cave house which was lived in up until 1990 when the mine was turned into the museum and the family moved out. Since the museum has opened people can no longer look for opals in the mine but there is still plenty of opal around and one stream (that’s what the call it) was found when they started doing the museum and is apparently worth about 40,000 dollars!! So not much to say about Coober Pedy really, but here are some interesting facts!! Coober Pedy when translated means “white man in a hole”!! It was in 1914 that opal was first discovered at Coober Pedy when a 14 year old boy discovered a gemstone. He was in a group of people including his father who were out searching for gold. Since then people from over 50 nations have moved to Coober Pedy to make their fortune...some of them have been successful, and some of them less so. In the two hours we were there I encountered 2 Indians, a Russian, an English woman and a couple of Chinese people. The population of Coober Pedy is 3,500 with 60% of them being European (us Europeans wanting to make a quick fortune!!) Oh and when you search for opals, you can tell people you went “noodling”!! And so that pretty much sums up Coober Pedy! Glad I saw it, was a bit of an anomaly but as our saying went after each stop in the Outback, “I wouldn’t want to live there”!!!
Coober Pedy was our last stop of note before we finally took a left turn and left the Stuart Highway...we didn’t really have a choice in all honesty as once we got Port Augusta if we didn’t turn we were all going for a dip in the Southern Ocean.  We stopped off for a couple of hours in Broken Hill. We found another sign for a viewing point...made the same mistake again and decided to go have a look...nothing of note to report (surprise, surprise!!!) We did go to McDonalds though and find a shopping centre which seemed to mark our road back to civilisation!! Our next stop after that was Dubbo, where again it was an Outback town but in Dubbo we found actual PEOPLE!!! Coober Pedy and Broken Hill were like ghost towns with a really eerie feeling that we were the only ones who had survived a zombie attack or something like that! But in Dubbo there were people in the shops and on the streets and actual traffic on the road! We also found a pub that was open so took great pleasure in going in for a cold drink...and I felt instantly at home due to the betting screens that were all over one of the walls and horse racing was on the screens!! Dubbo still didn’t have too anything exciting in it but it was yet another step in the direction of normality!! We had an amazing camp site that night in the middle of nowhere. Now I know I’ve been going on about the whole of the Outback being the middle of nowhere, but this middle of nowhere felt like home! We drove through fields with cattle and sheep in them and stopped at the end of a track beside a lake that we watched the sunset go down behind. We all pitched our tents and sat around sitting on the grass (not the red sand!!) and chatted the night away while cook group out did themselves with steak, rice and cheesy broccoli! And Steve treated us once again with cake and custard for dessert (no family, it wasn’t as good as my custard but it was still pretty damn good considering it was cooked on a camp fire!!!) it was a very relaxed evening around the campfire and brought it home for me that we were very close to the end of the trip and that nights like this were to be treasured.
Our last full day and night were spent in the Blue Mountains...and they reminded me of home! Finally after 2 weeks of flat, barren nothingness as far as the eye could see we came across hills and green trees and, well LIFE, to be totally honest!!! As we drove through the hills it started to feel more like a lived in country, than the deserted Outback! The Blue Mountains were great; we stopped in Lithgow a little town just up the road from Lake Lyle where we would be spending our last night. Lithgow was a nice little town and once again our return to civilisation was evident after coming across the local library and actually finding people in it!!! Once we had all stocked up for the campsite (beer and wine for our last night!!) we headed further up into the mountains and to yet another spectacular camp. We were literally on the bank of the beautiful Lake Lyle and got to watch the sun go down over it. I’m not sure if we were all sensing that we wouldn’t be spending much time in our tents from then on in but once again we congregated around the tents and beer bottles were opened and wine popped (myself and Rosie indulging in Sparkling Jacobs Creek...thinking of you Amy xx) We had quite a laugh before enjoying our last supper...a full blown BBQ with steak, pork and chicken (the sausages were kept aside for our last truck breakfast the following morning!!) When dinner was over we all huddled in around the fire and reminded each other of funny stories, what we loved most and best about the trip and basically just reminisced on what had been exactly what we all thought it would be...the trip of a lifetime. Bit by bit we drifted off into our tents, not wanting the night to end but knowing that we couldn’t sit there forever no matter how much we may have wanted to. The next morning I got up to open the tent and find a mist down over the lake and the sun starting to come up...and it was a truly magical scene. I stood and took it in for a few minutes before having my last truck breakfast, flapping my last dishes and dismantling my tent home for the last time. Funnily enough throughout the whole Oz leg of the trip we had been ready before departure time every morning, either because it was too hot to stay in our tents up in the north or because we were all bloody freezing early in the morning down in the south and just wanted to get back on the bus!! On the last day though we were a half hour late leaving...something of a psychological factor for most of us I think, not wanting it all to end! We eventually did all get packed up though and our last stop before hitting Sydney was to go to Katoomba to see the Three Sisters, a rock formation in the middle of the Blue Mountains. We all get out at the view point (an actual view point this time!!) and took in the amazing scenery in front of us. We had a group photo taken and stood in silence for a few minutes as we took in all that was in front of us and contemplated the goodbyes that lay ahead. We, rather reluctantly, headed back to the bus for the last time and drove the last couple of hours to the place we had been trying to reach for so long, Sydney. As we drove closer and the buildings got bigger and closer together I started looking out the windows, waiting for a glimpse of something that I recognised...and then I saw the Harbour Bridge and with that the biggest smile on my face. That first glimpse of it was all I needed to know that the last 7 months were worth it, and the best 7 months of my life. We drove through the city and then Steve dropped us off on Macquarie Road where we walked to the end of the street and had the Sydney Opera House to the right and the Harbour Bridge to the left. I stood in amazement of the two and couldn’t actually believe that after seeing all those pictures that I was actually standing in front of that iconic building. We also had our own welcoming committee with Greg waiting at the side of the road for us with a big orange sign congratulating us for “making it”!!! It was great to see a familiar face when we got there and once we had taken the last group pictures we all headed back to the bus to take our bags off it for the last time. And once we did that do you think we moved??? Of course not, we stood there for about 10 minutes talking with no one wanting to go anywhere and start the goodbyes!! So we all picked up our bags and walked to Circular Quay and got a drink at a cafe together...and then arranged to go for dinner the following evening!! When we did start moving from the coffee shop we put on quite a confusing show for the other customers as we all stood up, hugged each other. Looking like we were saying goodbye and kept saying “see you tomorrow”!! I could see the puzzled looks on some people’s faces but it just felt like our little secret! Myself and Joe then headed to our hostel and once we found it we found we had been guided in the right direction once again by Rachel after finding ourselves in what I will go so far as to say the best hostel I have possibly ever stayed in! The staff are amazing and gave us loads of information; the whole place is spotless and has a real homey feel to it! So we settled in got some dinner and went to our beds for the first time without our UKtoOz family all around us.
And so UKtoOz Odyssey Overland April 2011 is officially over. I can say, hand on heart that I had the time of my life. I can’t say that it’s what I thought it was going to be and that is only because I don’t really know what I thought it was going to be. I don’t think anyone could honestly say they knew exactly what was in store for us on the trip but what I can say it that I loved every minute of it. From camping in the snow, to our own little wedding, days without showers, sweating away covered from head to toe in Iran, being escorted through Pakistan, being stalked by tuk tuk drivers in India, falling in love with Nepal and being so glad to get to spend a month there, bathing with elephants, seeing wild rhinos, the tears of the Punhill trek, the disappointment of losing the truck, Greg and not getting to go to China and Tibet, the ping pong show in Bangkok, the Wats in Cambodia, 3 weeks exploring the wonders of Vietnam and loving every minute of it, the crazy unexpected night in Godmothers in our first night in HCMC, Kev’s Karaoke birthday in Hue, tubing in Laos, zip lining in Chiang Mai, the day trip around Kuala Lumpur, beating Australia and Dublin getting the All Ireland in Singapore, the shitness of Jakarta and the bed bugs to the absolute stunningness of Mount Bromo, relaxing resort style in Bali and roughing it in the Outback for two weeks it has been one hell of a trip with experiences of every kind and every kind of experience that I never want to forget. And along with all these memories I have made some amazing friends, some who I have already said bye to, and some that I am lucky enough I will see again very soon...and one in particular that I don’t seem to be able to get rid of (not that I want to J)
UKtoOz has been 100% worth it. After all the disappointment with two cancellations before I even got on the road with another (now bankrupt!!!) company I think I am a true believer now in the saying “what’s meant to be”. The people who I spent my time with on this trip have truly become friends for life and I now share some of my greatest memories with them. I will treasure the memories and have (literally) thousands of pictures to document the fun and laughter we have all shared together for the past 28 weeks.
And so the trip is over....but the adventure is not!! I am in my new home of Sydney, Australia, starting a new life for myself doing all kinds of crazy grown up stuff like looking for jobs and flats and about to embark on another great adventure in what I can already tell is going to be a great place to be. So although the trip is over, keep an eye on the blog, I may have a few stories to fill you in on from Australia. I hope you all enjoyed the blog and hearing all my stories, I loved being able to share them all with you and hope some of our crazy adventures made you laugh a little.
Love always,

Orla